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Forever Alone Statue
Forever Alone Statue
Forever Alone Statues
Forever Alone Statue

Forever Alone Statue

Original price was: £2.00.Current price is: £1.00.

Don't be alone this valentines day, With this forever alone statue you'll have someone to share those important days with and listen to your deepest fears, give you constructive criticism, and be your loyal buddy till you eventually get a real partner!

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Reviews

  1. Annemarie M Chartier –

    No. Just NO. no one SHOULD EVER want this monstrosity…>_>.

  2. Surlay Gines-Cornell –

    Ryan Cornell

  3. Zak Ibbott –

    Zander

  4. Chase Goetjen –

    epic

  5. Wyatt Jeffords –

    how retarded can you be to buy this.

  6. Amber DaFavorite Davis –

    it's actually very creepy lol.

  7. Mephistos Richard West –

    awwwwww perfect gift to a family member or best friend ^^.

  8. Habooy Mahmood –

    what size is it?

  9. Frode Leonhardsen –

    Martin Olav Flores Strand.

  10. Chaz Turberville –

    The actual statue is like 5 dollars on the website. So, it wouldn't be bad at all for a humorous gift. I see Christmas gift potential. 🙂

  11. Keely Marie Yancey –

    Honestly I wouldn't by this for anyone. They would be calling me back saying the thing is giving them nightmares. then want me to take it back! O.o no thanks.

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