Twitter is a great place to go when you’re bored. Whether it be your go to app to keep up with what your favorite celebrities are doing, or simply where you go to find jokes, stories and the like, there’s no denying that there is pretty much something to suit everyone floating around on the Twittersphere! If your favorite choice of reading material is humor, we may have just found your next ‘must follow’ account. Take a look below to see the creative genius shared by ‘Shut Up, Mike’ and enjoy!
The struggle is real!
When you want people to know just how popular you are…
Times have certainly changed!
Decisions, decisions…
The stages many of us feel in life…
Well, when you put it like that it’s pretty interesting!
Brilliant!
Because what everyone wants is their friends and family arguing at a time of grief? A good joke though!
In one way or another this is totally true…
We’d have to agree with Shut Up, Mike on this one…
Gross, but we’re curious to know how many WOULDN’T cause issues…
We’re never going to be able to look at pigeons at zoos in the same way…
A fair enough assumption we say…
Who can relate to this?
Awkward! We definitely would have been temped to spill the beans…
We can’t get enough of ‘Shut up, Mike’! It’s refreshing to read some new material as so many jokes are rehashed these days. Some people have a natural flair when it comes to humor and Shut Up, Mike is certainly one of them. Always remember that you don’t have to post anything on your Twitter account to be able to access other people’s, if that’s what was putting you off of joining. Keep going to see even more funny tweets that prove Shut Up, Mike is one of the funniest accounts on Twitter!
This is actually a pretty good idea!
If Internet Explorer was an ex…
Maybe she got a good vibe? Either that or she’s desperate to find her daughter a partner!
We heard that the cast and crew and very upset by this leak…
Our next shower is going to feel somewhat different after reading this…
Many people would probably say that their spirit animal is a sloth.
We never even thought about the fact Stephen Hawking could choose to change his voice!
Maybe this is the key to getting a discount. Die hard fans of things often get special treatment!
Damn all these kids programs that fill us with false hope!
This tweet needs to go viral…
Not the ending we were expecting!
Have fun trying to figure them out!
Or, an app that stops you spending all of your money on food…