For having something so pure and so loyal, what did we ever do to deserve dogs? Aside from giving them cuddles and care (and treats, of course), our canine companions won’t ask for anything more from us. As a way to pay tribute to all the good bois and good girls, the Twitter account We Rate Dogs is made just for them. The page is dedicated to reward all the adorable doggos and pups with points and praises that they deserve.
As the name suggests, the Twitter account has moderators who like to call themselves ‘professional dog raters’. They are akin to a panel of judges in a dog show where they assess and evaluate all the canine contestants. Based on a certain criteria, they will give scores to each contestant which ultimately determines the winner. But in We Rate Dogs, there are no losers, only winners.
People Are Asking This Twitter Account To Rate Their Dogs
This is Sisu. He kept breaking into a dollar general to steal this purple unicorn. He tried so often they had to lock the doors and call animal control. Before the responding officer took him to the shelter, she bought it for him. Now he, and the unicorn, have been adopted. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/hjGpdwpHdg
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 27, 2021
If you want to know how your pooch would score in the eyes of these ‘professional raters’, simply send them a photo of your dog along with a clear introduction. The submission is subject to review and the mods may ask for more details if they find it necessary. Of course, you’ll need to follow the page to keep updated whether they’d feature your submission or not.
This is Iroh. He has not received a single cookie for being a good boy at the vet. The crumbs on the table are from practice cookies. Those don’t count. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/p7CmCqoOXo
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 3, 2021
This is Maui. He’s the very first confirmed silver retriever. Experts believe his birthplace, near Mexico’s Peñasquito silver mine, could be a contributing factor to his unique coloring. Rare as h*ck. 14/10 would be an honor to pet pic.twitter.com/c69GHBABSO
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 1, 2021
This is Humphrey. He would like to discuss bigger bowl options whenever you get a chance. It’s just that this looks ridiculous. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/QbItzZEPtb
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 19, 2021
The We Rate Dogs mods usually give scores on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the highest. But most of the times, the dogs are just so adorable that they are truly worthy of a score exceeding the perfect 10. In addition to the cute pictures of dogs, the mods also attach witty captions to bring smiles to every dog lover who reads the posts.
This is Sundae. She was rescued from a hoarding situation. Had never been indoors before. This is her very first nap, on a bed, in a home. Already an expert. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday pic.twitter.com/PeyCqh2Cko
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 8, 2021
This is Rux. He needs everyone to know this is not a phase. This is who he really is. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/QRNafzXbFR
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) September 26, 2021
#ad This is Haddie. She was used as a bait dog for dogfighting. She needed a ton of medical attention when she was rescued, but since her adoption last year, she’s become the “smartest, sweetest, goofiest, most spoiled dog ever.” 14/10 @subaru_usa #MakeADogsDay pic.twitter.com/ERY8S1uA5Q
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 20, 2021
Created by Matt Nelson in November 2015, the Twitter account We Rate Dogs currently has over 9 million followers. The idea of rating dogs first came when he was having dinner with a friend at a restaurant. His friend came with a puppy and he just thought of taking a pic to share the cuteness on Twitter. Shortly after, the account has received hundreds of messages asking him to rate their dogs too. And that’s how We Rate Dogs took off.
This is Bobo. He just celebrated his 22nd birthday. Born on April 5, 1999, he lived with the same human until they went to assisted living a few months ago. Bobo now spends his time in a senior dog community home, where he is the oldest of eight. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday pic.twitter.com/Kzo37zAuQW
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 10, 2021
This is Simba and Cooper. They’re finally fully vaccinated. Hugging for the first time in over a year. Both 14/10 heartwarming as h*ck pic.twitter.com/rm8KUne0tp
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 15, 2021
This is Honey. She will show you her ears or her tongue, but never both. The world isn’t ready for that. 14/10 would boop pic.twitter.com/xsXLIDYXWq
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 12, 2021
This is Jamesy. He gives a single tender kiss to every other pup he sees on his walk. Very kind of him. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/3riB3BadBK
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 20, 2021
This is Frodo. He was the last of 48 survivors rescued from Michael Vick’s dogfighting operation in 2007. Passed away over the weekend at the age of 15, surrounded by so much love. He and the rest of his very brave friends helped change animal welfare forever. 15/10 for all pic.twitter.com/9EDrRs2x7N
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 21, 2021
This is Daisy and Luna. Daisy doesn’t like car rides so Luna comforts her until they both fall asleep. H*ckin heartwarming. 13/10 for each pic.twitter.com/lH07PmHJWh
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) June 22, 2021
This is Buckaroo. He is 12 years old and sometimes he gets sore. Warm baths always help him feel better. His dad holds his pillow and his brothers come by for emotional support. 14/10 for all #SeniorPupSaturday pic.twitter.com/mW7ubibWkp
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 4, 2021
This is Charlie. He has literal heart-eyes. 14/10 would be an honor to pet pic.twitter.com/TLMdX7SwHi
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) February 14, 2022
Oh c’mon. We only rate dogs. This is a baby hippo just trying to enjoy his mud bath. Please send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 pic.twitter.com/1ja6p8xWC5
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 15, 2021
This is Maisie. She isn’t going anywhere until you smile back at her. Might even stay a bit after that. 13/10 thank you Maisie pic.twitter.com/qyxMg42KLi
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) July 16, 2021
This is Pancho. He sees you have offered him one (1) bone. Politely proposes a counteroffer of seventeen (17) bones. He awaits your decision. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/SYxZbYrK1k
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 31, 2021
This is Pó and Broa. Despite their size difference, they have perfected every variation of the duo snoozle. Both 13/10 would not disturb pic.twitter.com/Y2oiizhEq3
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 9, 2021
This is Blue. He likes to go to the top of the tallest hill in town to reenact Beyoncé music videos. 14/10 would put a ring on it pic.twitter.com/bNFqHUzBVo
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 19, 2021
This is Patsy. She fell asleep in the rain and is now convinced she’s having an out-of-body experience. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/IBydhfScbp
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 2, 2021
This is Maggie. Playing in the snow was her favorite thing in the world, and she got to do it one final time thanks to @SLCOParksandRec. Their staff shaved extra ice, loaded it into bins, and gave it to her family, making Maggie’s last day very very special. 14/10 for all ?? pic.twitter.com/wdvR0PIsVa
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) September 30, 2021
This is Teddy. He wants to know if you come to this sidewalk often. Pretty good on leash if you need someone to walk you home. 12/10 chivalrous as h*ck pic.twitter.com/wg9KRJcb14
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 13, 2021
This is Chevy. He doesn’t mind the colder weather because he gets to wear his hoodie. It’s very cozy. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/JrLeJqenAW
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 15, 2021
This is Hunter. He’s here to remind you that if you’re feeling stressed you can always stop what you’re doing and take a nap on the floor. 12/10 a true leader pic.twitter.com/EYqlNV0vK1
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 22, 2021
This is Rudder. He thought maybe you would like a sunflower this morning. Picked it out all by himself. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/QM4XJzjgGc
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 12, 2021
This is Kabosu. She just turned 16 years old. She’s a rescue Shiba Inu who changed the world with an impromptu photoshoot back in 2010. Her slightly raised eyebrows and crossed paws remain one the greatest reaction images of all time. 15/10 such legend much wow pic.twitter.com/PeaY0gCfRu
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 2, 2021
Oh c’mon. We only rate dogs. This is a Silly Seaside T-Rex. Please evacuate the beach immediately. Thank you… 13/10 pic.twitter.com/SK5qDDcVA9
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) September 14, 2021
We only rate dogs. We don’t know why this person submitted pics of their rug, several years apart. Looks like a pretty good rug, though… 13/10 pic.twitter.com/dTWbG5G90I
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 29, 2021
This is Bear. She can hear a butterfly burp from half a mile away. 12/10 would alternate boops and belly rubs pic.twitter.com/IInp9AKS4U
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) June 9, 2021
This is Tobias. He and his comfort dog friends visited Surfside, FL this week. They brought their “please pet me” vests and handed out mini stuffed comfort dogs, so first responders and families who lost loved ones can continue to receive hugs whenever they need. 15/10 for all pic.twitter.com/XlRGlvsoPy
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) July 14, 2021
This is Sadie and Niki. They have to be touching at all times. Doesn’t matter how. 14/10 for both pic.twitter.com/7HWvwUs51C
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) October 28, 2021
This is Scrappy Doo. He knows he peed right before the road trip started, but he has to again. Cannot help that he is a hydrated king. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/MLHOod8b7m
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) July 20, 2021
This is Nala. She knows you have to work, but she respectfully disagrees. Will sit here and pout until you figure out your priorities. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/PJ6DrslxHq
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 5, 2021
This is Kiko. She’s pawditioning for an all-dog remake of The Matrix. Not sure how anyone is going to top this. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/mH9U02QLoA
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 26, 2021
This is Frida. She has a mustache. It somehow grew in way before her ears did. 14/10 please appreciate her pic.twitter.com/XRRX6PiLPy
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 25, 2021
This is Donut. He wanted to pop out and say hi. Wondering where your personal chauffeur is. Said you can borrow his, if you’d like. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/Tf6WQOxihI
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) February 22, 2022
This is Walter. He just found out you forgot to record his favorite TV show again. Thinks he should get to hold the remote from now on. 13/10 a million apologies pic.twitter.com/KJiffnCCYS
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 31, 2021
This is Alfalfa. He’s had a little sprout on his noggin since he was a puppy. Used to be self conscious about it, but has learned to love himself just the way he is. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/TkPDAqxvcL
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 4, 2021
This is Bo. He just got his dream job at an indie record store. He’s trying to keep cool but just can’t contain his excitement. 14/10 he’s b-side himself pic.twitter.com/JIFUXSTf3q
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) August 19, 2021
This is Odin. He’s been working hard to get ready for round boi summer. 13/10 please appreciate him pic.twitter.com/pVFAnOdd10
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) May 5, 2021
This is Rocky. He’s been promoted from good boy to best man. Understands what a big deal this is. Taking his duties very seriously. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday pic.twitter.com/PjLwVCgWR2
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) February 5, 2022
This is Coach. She overheard you say something about the neighbor being a good girl. Just checking if that was about her. 12/10 pic.twitter.com/pkJ5PEj1qf
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 1, 2021
This is Ruckus. His humans don’t have kids, so they take him to see the lights every year. He absolutely loves it. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/rqPQkPbUyR
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) December 13, 2021
This is Mila. Her baby teeth fell out and these new fancy ones came in. As you can see, they’re much more powerful. 13/10 pic.twitter.com/VKj6OQnm4z
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) April 29, 2021
We only rate dogs. This is the Elusive Golden Floor Frog. A very impressive find, but please only send in dogs. Thank you… 14/10 (IG: barleythegolden_) pic.twitter.com/E93eegHCjH
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 8, 2021
I accidentally kicked the back of this guy’s seat and now he won’t stop making faces at me. Idk what he wants. 14/10 pic.twitter.com/ObA3Ntdzza
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) November 24, 2021
This is Davey. He’s here to pick up your daughter. Will have her home by 9. Not a second later. 13/10 h*ckin chivalrous pic.twitter.com/KNfUHdMCua
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) September 9, 2021
This is Maisy. She gets an additional birthday hat for each birthday, and she just turned six. 13/10 not sure how long this can continue pic.twitter.com/qc7uqw8cck
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) March 25, 2021
This is Meyer. He has to hold somebody’s hand during car rides. Also wearing a seatbelt because he’s responsible as h*ck. 14/10 safety first pic.twitter.com/d89Nnj5Mdj
— WeRateDogs® (@dog_rates) July 14, 2021
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Source: Twitter